November 26, 2011

NaBloPoMo Post #26 - Zap

My first experience with a microwave was in the smarty pants pull-out program of my elementary school.  There was a new one in the teacher's lounge, and our little group tried a recipe for fortune cookies made in the microwave.  I don't remember how they tasted - I have a vague recollection that they were inedible - but I remember the teacher making us stand all the way across the room while it was nuking the little disks of batter. I thought that it may explode or cook us where we stood, and was a little afraid of the radioactive food that came out.

We got a microwave in the late 70's, I believe, and it was HUGE.  A large melamine bowl on top held fruit occasionally but usually contained a cat, napping in that warm and protected spot. Vegetables went in frozen or tepid from a can and came out steaming.  It was a very large appliance for warming a mug of water.

When Grandma would serve a meal, her plate would be made up last and almost always take a trip through the microwave - she liked her food piping hot, and "zapped it" until it was steaming.  She also taught me to warm up Twizzlers for a few seconds in the hot box.

Combination convection oven-microwave oven units confuse me. Is it a microwave or not?  Can I keep that metal rack inside or does it need to be taken out?  Will things brown or what? 

The Pampered Chef has several microwave cake recipes that steam a cake in something like 12 minutes.  They also have a wonderful deep dish baker that will cook dozens of delicious recipes with a decidedly mid western flair, theoretically getting dinner on the table in 30 minutes or less.  I didn't try the main dishes, but I liked the microwave cakes, and I do have the deep dish baker. I also have a recipe for a microwave brownie in a mug that is ready in one and one half minutes.  It sounds great and I'd love to make it immediately, but...

I didn't realize how much I used our microwave until it sort of kinda exploded and I had to deposit it on the patio for a few days until we could take it to an ecycling facility.  I would warm up a lot of Stella's food and the same mug of coffee several times over every day. It defrosted a pound of ground beef rapidly with the touch of one button. I could tell it how many potatoes or slices of cold pizza were in there and press go, and it would take care of business. I could add one minute any time I wanted to.  RIP awesome microwave. The counter looks bare and weird without you there.  You served us faithfully, your radio waves and multi-directional carousel faithfully agitating water molecules for almost six years.  I didn't appreciate the black smoke coming from all your vents in the end, though.  Microwaves are such dramatic appliances.

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